ChatGPT:
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NeuroBar™
“Cocktails by algorithm. Judgment by default.”
An AI mixologist that reads your emotional instability, social battery level, and Spotify listening history… then hands you a drink with unsettling accuracy and no eye contact.
🤖 What is NeuroBar™?
NeuroBar™ is an emotionally intelligent, socially aloof bar assistant that combines:
- Mood detection via facial expression, tone of voice, recent text message analysis, and, optionally, your search history (oh no)
- A database of 1,000+ cocktails, mocktails, and experimental compounds
- Reinforcement learning that adjusts your drink based on your reaction:
“You didn’t like the Negroni? Noted. Here’s a sour that tastes like late-stage capitalism.”
🧱 System Modules
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Vibe Sensor API
- Input: face scan, speech tone, emoji usage, recent Instagram captions
- Output: one of the following emotional states:
- ✨Feral Romantic
- ☁️ Corporate Ennui
- 🔥 Petty and Powerful
- 🌪 Existential, With Citrus Notes
- 🧊 Dead Inside, Iced Outside
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Drink Generator Core (DGC)
Trained on:
- Bartender handbooks
- User-submitted chaos recipes
- Cocktail critique data
- Mood-to-flavor alignment theory
It builds a drink that fits your psychological profile and then immediately judges you for it.
📦 Delivery Modes
- Pop-up Experience: Comes in a glowing shipping container. Has velvet seats and passive-aggressive lighting.
- Smart Bar Cart: Plugs into your phone. Makes a drink when it detects you’ve added Lana Del Rey to your playlist again.
- Nightclub Integration: Judges your group’s collective vibe and cuts everyone off at once.
🧾 Tagline Options:
- “NeuroBar™: Where Your Feelings Get Garnished.”
- “Because You’re Not Gonna Talk to the Bartender Anyway.”
- “Sip Responsibly. Feel Unhinged.”
